The jazz band in the Aristocats

Call that catboy bebop

podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

kalgalen:

you’re not ascending to godhood you’re just dehydrated

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

hopital

whats-this-mustelid:

I just think that ‘animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected’ and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there’s nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products’ are concepts that very much can and should coexist

elbiotipo:

sunflowermoons:

if there had been social media in latam in the 1800s:

virreinatobootlicker26: you know what fuck you, fuck all of you if you support the american independance wars you hate poor people, the first spaniards who came here were all poor and disadvantaged young boys who got roped into powerful people games

apoliticalclown67: hey i still dont know what the independentists are fighting for i need to do more research, but to add to ops take i dont think violence is the answer, have they tried mailing a letter to the local virrey so he hears them?or writing to the king? we can start collecting signatures and ask them to decolonize us

generalyaoilover: if youre against the revolution you hate gay people but okay go be homophobic i guess op the spanish crown is literally the catholic church plus everyone knows Artigas and Bolívar are in love and thats why youre all mad

apoliticalclown67: i still think its wrong that they are burning down important buildings and hanging the soldiers, violence is not the answer to being murdered, ensalved and subjugated we have to be the bigger person but thats just me i guess, we are not in the middle ages anymore

artigasleftboob: op is literally a bonapartist idk why youre al remailing this pamphlet

maccree: let’s not forget that so many are anxious to separate from spain, my dear king

animeengineer:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

The wording of this makes me want to kill a CEO with a rock. Thanks for making it so easy to just close the fucking window but not allowed? NOT ALLOWED?? Are you my fucking primary school teacher? You gonna put me in detention, youtube? Fuck off.

Felony contempt of business model.

dduane:

thedreadvampy:

thetalkingcow:

Medieval Scooby

An Ich wōld goÞ awai with-al, wer’t non for hērte meddelende youÞen!

[CHORTLE]

nthfunct:

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he’s said since has been an aside

drdemonprince:

unfortunately social media puts the activist meeting, the bitching session, the public outreach, the group therapy session, the silly blow off some steam gossiping about people private chat, and the group d&d session all in the same place, and so people mistake, for example, an outpouring of legitimate grief and rage as somehow a public-facing political statement, or a carefully edited and tactical political statement as a reflection of a person’s most deeply held private feelings, etc

ammoth:

lamsandmulletteblog:

nethaca:

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

This is everything

@maverikloki

… my hand slipped

mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2:

fullauto-armsnotaigns:

wizard-spells:

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

Wars over, son.

Originally posted by soupy-sez

itistimetodisappear:

degenderates:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

this is what i mean

Via @bulbaderp

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

girlsnout:

plaguedocboi:

A job I was applying for mentioned I would be working with something called a “frosted flatwoods salamander”, which sounded positively delightful, so I looked them up and I could not be more pleased with what this beast looks like

ALT

inneskeeper:

inneskeeper:

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you’ll relax

sic-semper-hominibus:

getup-coward:

eroticcannibal:

eroticcannibal:

Im learning that way too many of you have no regard for your own safety or the safety of your data and also that you would be found by bailifs in a day

No but really, pro tip. If you never ever respond to your name until you know who is on the phone, then anyone chasing debts cannot confirm that you are at that number.

Caller: “hello, can I speak to [name] / am I speaking with [name]?”

You: “I’d like to know who’s calling / who am I speaking with?”

Caller “this is [caller]”

You: “why do you need to speak with [name]?”

Don’t give them ANY information about you til you know who they are and why they’re calling. Even if you’re not in any financial trouble or have any debts this is real good practice

oooh this is good

manywinged:

manywinged:

horned ttrpg characters are fun in theory but realistically speaking they would get every cobweb and vine hanging from the dungeon ceiling tangled in their horns in minutes like a cat that went behind the sofa

when you finally emerge from the caverns miraculously somehow still alive and the whole party won’t stop laughing because you look like this

ALT